Police Arrest Sith Lord Over Nerdy Star Wars Argument

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Police Arrest Sith Lord Over Nerdy Star Wars Argument

Police Arrest Sith Lord Over Nerdy Star Wars Argument – image courtesy of Piotrus

Nerds are notoriously good at arguing the finer points of movie plots and minutiae.

And these Danish Star Wars nerds were no different.

They were so set on being a know it all, that neighbours called the cops.

The drunk 17 and 18 year olds were arguing over the extremely important point of how strong The Republic is in the latest Star Wars movie, The Force Awakens.

Jutland Police responded to complaint from their neighbours who called in around 5am to report the arguing nerds.

Trying to calm them down made no difference and the two Star Wars geeks kept arguing with each other totally ignoring the police presence.

“We did indeed encounter two people who were yelling and screaming at each other. It turned out to be two people who knew each other but were in an extremely drunken state” a local policeman stated. “And the thing they were so loudly discussing were their differing opinions on the strength of the Republic in Star Wars”.

One of the teens was charged with disturbing the peace after refusing to shut the fuck up and for refusing to give his name by claiming he was a Sith Lord and therefore above the law.

“He said his name was Count Dooku”, according to one of the policemen.

Realising the gig was up he finally revealed his true non Star Wars name and was arrested.

It’s alleged that his flatmate followed him to jail in order to finish off the argument!

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Police Arrest Sith Lord Over Nerdy Star Wars Argument
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A Danish teen was arrested after a late-night heated argument over how strong The Republic is in the latest Star Wars movie.
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