5 Weird and Sexy Adult Collectable Figurines (NSFW)

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There’s a lot of weird stuff to find on AliExpress as we’ve seen with our 20 weird Xmas Gifts and Odd and Creepy Halloween toys, not to mention the totally NSFW Odd Chinese Female Health Products.

The more you dig around on there, the more you’ll be amazed at just what sort of crap people are selling. It totally boggles the mind!

So today I thought I’d bring you 5 Weird Adult Collectable Figurines for your fun and amusement.

Missing cool man Michael jackson BLACK action figure for adult grown up poni memory collection

Missing cool man Michael jackson BLACK action figure for adult grown up poni memory collection

Michael Jackson Figurine
Anything to do with Michael Jackson is generally just plain weird anyway — at the local Luna Park they have a “space trip VR machine” in which he takes your kids to another planet.

This figuring is described as “Missing cool man Michael jackson BLACK action figure for adult grown up poni memory collection”

Although they don’t actually tell you anything about the product – except for “Warning: don’t eat”, they’ve posted plenty of cool pictures of Michael break-dancing and Moon-walking in an outdoor garden — I’m sure he often did long dancing sessions in a garden.

For any fan of the 80’s — or for tragic, dead, drug-fucked rock stars, this is a collectable item you probably don’t want to be without!

They also apparently only produced 5000 of these so it’s a limited edition and sure to sell out fast.

Grab yourself or your 80’s loving friend their very own “missing cool man” figurine from here.


Victory Yuno Soft Chest Toy

Victory Yuno Soft Chest Toy

“Victory Yuno” Soft Chest Toy — with sword sticking out of boobs (NSFW)
Ok, I get the whole anime thing and there’s nothing weird about sexy, big breasted women being turned into figurines, it’s more about why they chose to advertise this one with a sword shoved into her breast!

Victory Yuno is actually a pretty mean-assed character by anyone’s standards.

Not only does she have this big-ass sword that’s going to slice your head off in 1 blow, but she’s got the nasty syringe guns which she can squirt shit at you with — or maybe inject you with heroin to stop you in your tracks.

She’s pretty sexy for a figurine and her choice of syringes as a weapon makes her pretty odd, but it’s still the promo picture of her with the sword stuck in her breast that makes me thing WTF?

Check Victory Yuno out, but be aware she’s totally NSFW.


Sean Connery’s Head

Sean Connory's Head

Sean Connery’s Head

Ok, it just gets weirder and weirder!

Who wouldn’t want a 1/6 scale model of Sean Connery’s head — complete with beard.

There’s no body included, just the head!

I guess if you’re into the whole Kumik thing, then you could amuse yourself by swapping his head out with Mr Bean’s!

Endless hours of fun, and the perfect novelty gift for a James Bond or Braveheart fan — after all, he WAS voted sexiest man alive at one stage.


40th Anniversary Texas Chainsaw Massacre Figurine

40th Anniversary Texas Chainsaw Massacre Figurine

40th Anniversary Texas Chainsaw Massacre Figurine

I guess there’s a lot of horror fans out there who would like to get their hands on this one, but I’m not really sure I’d like to see this every time I wake up and walk into the lounge room.

It comes complete with hammer, crow-bar, cleaver and miscellaneous decapitated body parts!

Oh and of course — a chainsaw for cutting those body parts up.

It’s actually pretty cool — but totally gruesome and weird.

Check out the whole gory gallery of mutilated body parts here and if you’ve got friends who love horror moves like the Tex Chainsaw Massacre then make sure you share the link with them!


Sexy Daydreaming Mother On Toilet

Sexy Daydreaming Mother On Toilet

Sexy Daydreaming Mother On Toilet

Now what home wouldn’t be complete without this charming figurine of a “sexy daydreaming mother on the toilet”.

I mean, it’s the height of class!

What makes this a real collectors item is the fact that you can take off her bra, stockings and panties — if that’s what floats your boat — and I gather from the number of these similar figurines, a lot of guys just love to play with their little plastic dollies!

Check out this peeing Anime figurine along with her friends such as the big boobed guitar playing rock chick and of course “Sakamoto Sounds Banana Banana Cherry Mother” which basically translates as “sexy schoolgirl”.

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Check out this mixture of sexy and just plain weird collectables from AliExpress - my favourite online store for all things odd!
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